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Landlords Demand Major Rent Increase After Dismal Housing Report

The Rent Guidelines Board finds an increase in the number of financially stressed rent-regulated buildings.
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New York City Guaranty Bill Declared Unconstitutional

Today, in a highly anticipated decision, the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York declared that New York City’s Guaranty Bill is unconstitutional and violates the United States Constitution’s Contracts Clause. 
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After Loss in ‘Crazy’ Auction, Bidder for NYC Icon Wants a Redo

- Surprise winning offer for Flatiron Building goes unpaid
- New auction could require $1 million to put ‘skin in the game’
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Dad Jokes

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.

If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.

A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.

What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.