“Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?”
“It didn’t have the guts to do it.”

“When’s the best time to make a dentist appointment?”
"Tooth-hurtie.”

.”Why do fathers bring an extra pair of socks before they go golfing?”
“Just in case they get a hole in one.”

“What do you call a fish with no eyes?”
“A F-s-h.”

“How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"
"Ten tickles.”

“What do you call someone with no body and no nose?”
"Nobody knows.”

”What did the ocean say to the beach?”
“Nothing, it just waved.”

“How do you make a tissue dance?”
“You put a little boogie in it.”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“To get to the other side.”

” What do you call a cow with no feet?”
“Ground Beef.”